"Now while you're bent over I want you to reach back with both hands and spread your cheeks."
We can both pretend like you don't get the reference to this terrible pin but me, you and your poor dog/cat/hamster all know the truth. That's why you can buy this on the interwebs (somewhat) shame-free! And there's no need to get out two forms of ID or wipe your face off afterwards! Simply spread open your wallet and get your c...redit card out! But remember, this is for gullible ages 18 and up. Job offer not included but resentment and shame are. So snag this terrible pin for "a friend" and show the world you're just as terrible as their lying asses are!
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*Made in China, Los Angeles
*This is a poorly made pin made by a poorly made human being
*It is not suitable for anyone of any age but especially those under 18
*This pin practically reeks of tears, humiliation, jizz and regret
*Nobody needs that in your life but I'll gladly take your monies anyway
*Also there is no job and you will not get paid $1,000 to $5,000 a day
*But while you're bent over I want you to reach back with both hands and spread your cheeks and buy more of my terrible pins
*Also, save a cow, eat ass
*P.S. I fucking love y'all and your buttholes