Because sometimes the world is your turd instead of your oyster. Because sometimes it's not your party but you can still cry with a shitty margarita in one hand and a fist full of cake in the other. Because sometimes things are very fucking hard instead of somewhat fucking easy. Because sometimes the grass is not greener on the other side, it's dead and full of dog shit. Because sometimes working hard only pays off with even more hard work. Because sometimes your day is a sack full of dry nuggies because they forgot your dipping sauces. Because sometimes you just gotta say...Fuck Everything! And now you don't even have to muster the will or energy to say it thanks to this "Shitty in Pink" Edition of the original "Fuck Everything" 2.5" soft enamel pin! Cause even in pink things can still be pretty shitty. Just apply it to your jacket, bag or whatever else you see fit and just let everything and everyone else fuck off!
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*Made with the weight of the world crushing me slowly in Los Angeles, CA
*This is a poorly made pin made by a poorly made human being
*It is not intended for anyone with patience or optimism
*If you haven't given most everybody you know five across the eyes in your mind while having a conversation with them in person well then la dee frickin' da!
*Must be fucking nice but this pin is not for you
*Now move along "sunshine" before you catch more than just these bad vibes