Do you spend more than you earn on shit you don't need online? Do you have a second and/or third dinner in the middle of the night? Do you restart a show immediately after finishing it even though you've seen it more times than you've seen the outside world? Do you have conversations using mostly or only memes? Do you "like" direct messages but don't actually respond to them with words? Do you spend 364 days out of the year waiting for one single day to relive or make up for your shitty childhood? Do you break out the scissors and/or hair dye in case of emotional emergencies, existential dread or sheer boredom? Do you make terrible jokes that are inappropriate no matter what that you can only say around that one friend of yours? Are you currently breathing? Well if you answered yes to any of these or other similar questions then congratulations! You're a Horrible Human Being! So buy this pin that's as shitty as you are and wear it with pride because we're all a little Horrible inside!
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Made with the worst intentions in Los Angeles, CA
*this 1.5" pin contains soft enamel paint, epoxy and regret
*it is not suitable for anyone of any age
*feelings of being called out may lead to the act of unfollowing the terrible "artist" behind this pin instead of embracing your shittiness, learning to laugh at yourself and supporting the asshole who pointed it out
*this also pays tribute to the shitty VHS rental tapes from your even shittier childhood and/or adolescence
*i fucking love ya'll inspite of how much you may hate me right now